steptoe:

wow i really need a boyfriend

quick someone come be my boyfriend

i can pay you

steptoe:

i dont like bug repellant so i usually wrap myself in a blanket but it’s really hot so i need a fan next to me

p.s im gonna eat ur soul hope u dont mind

im still laughing omg

steptoe:

A tree casts a shadow 6m long when the sun is at an elevation of 70(o). A gardener wishes to fell the tree at the ground level and needs to cut the trunk into 4m lengths to cart it away. How many cuts must he make?

what

what the fuck

steptoe:

it’s not often that i feel the same way as lmfao

hello this is what i use when i hit the post limit is there something i can help u with???

steptoe:

today at school a girl’s boyfriend came into school (an all girls school and without permission ohohoho) with his friends and they played guitar and he had a rose in his mouth and walked up to her and picked her up and gave her the rose and started singing to her and everyone was watching and they kissed and a bunch of teachers came over and told them they had to leave and then they asked the girl if it was planned and she said no and she was crying and all the female teachers got really jealous and the male teachers were like wtf wow i almost cried can i please pay someone to do that for me next year ill give you money and sex

update it was her eX BOYFRIEND TRYING TO GET HER BACK DWEKJHFJKER

say-no-to-hipsters:

ps sorry about how annoying I was last night

but my headache was really really bad and everything was going wrong and hgesdk

it got to the point where I was genuinely disappointed when I couldn’t hoard ihatemyselfandwanttodie.tumblr.com

omg

travelingasshole:

fagg0tprincess:

godh8sfags:

popedope:

gayyez:

queenjoce:

tries:

i think she looks better

She lost the perf amount of face fat

meth makeover magic 

u 2 can be sexy with ~*~meth~*~

l00kin g00d

can meth make me pretty too???

meth diet